“You’re not to go into the living room tonight,” instructed Mom, “we’re having a grown-up movie party.”
It was fine with us, Dad had set up the TV in my bedroom and Mom gave us bowls of popcorn and bottles of pop.
Decades later finding the 8mm “adult” film reels, I realized they were watching porn.
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“You’re not to go into the living room tonight,” instructed Mom, “we’re getting our freak on.”
God I hope I never find my parents’ porn stash.
This made me laugh.
This is not the only porn stash I found that belonged to my folks, although my mom denied the first thing I found hidden under the built-in dresser in the bedroom that had been mine. I always checked the hiding spot because I used to hide things there myself (not porn though).
I’m smiling.
Excellent post!
It made me laugh too. Brave parents!
Maybe it’s for reasons like this that the Swedish death purge came into being.
I think you are right. Someday I need to burn some pages of my old journals.