I did not see The English Beat at The Barns of Wolf Trap tonight. I did not sit in the front row. I did not dance to almost every song. I did not pose for a photo with the most energetic member of the band. I do not dance. I do not pose with band members.
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It’s amazing what you can do with photoshop!
(Hope you had a good time.)
Sounds like you didn’t have a great time.
We all have our off days.
OMG OMG OMG!
I’m glad you didn’t do any of this stuff, because it sounds like it would embarrass your kids terribly.
Love the post, and the comments.