155/365 The (middle-aged) Marriage Bed

I usually go to bed first, then he follows an hour or so later:

1. Kerplump goes the footstool on the recliner;
2. Rattle-rattle go the dishes in the kitchen;
3. Stomp Stomp Stomp go his feet on the stairs;
4. Woosh goes the water in the bathroom;
5. Fiddle fiddle fiddle go his hands inserting his earbuds into his ears;
6. Wamph goes he, jumping into bed;
7. Farts and burps (LOUD) are often next;
8. Rustle rustle go the blankets;
9. HHHHHHHHH goes his throat, great loud snores;
10. Kick, kick, go his restless legs;
11. HHHHHHH;
12. Kick kick;
13. Repeat 7-12.

That’s when I head for the guest room.