I like wine. I like cocktails. I wish I could drink more than two glasses of wine* or two cocktails because I like the taste. Non-alcoholic wine and virgin cocktails don’t taste the same, I’d rather drink water.
It’s not fair.
That’s my wine whine for a Friday afternoon.
*not that I always stop at two glasses, but then there’s that crazy side-effect of inebriation.
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Oh, that. I thought you were going to say “that crazy side-effect of hangovers.” 🙂
Well, hangovers too!
Yes, I like the inebriation, or at least the tipsiness. But I get to a point at which I want to keep drinking and do NOT want to get tipsier. And hangovers make me feel like I’ve just wasted time in my short life.
Or “that crazy side-effect of thinking you can sing”.
Yep. I tend to become loquacious and I volunteer for things I should not volunteer for.